Seems like yesterday when the boss lady called to break the news that she accepted a job with HSE. Vague memories of orderly, organized box packing...followed by a harried and horrific last-minute throw-the-crap-in-a-box-'cause-we're-closing-next-week style of packing. Three -- count 'em -- three full-sized storage units filled with boxes and it's only now that Flora asks: "Whatcha gonna do with that?" It's my life story: A day late and one too many boxes.
But it has been a year. The state fair has come and gone twice...along with those deep-fried sauerkraut balls Flora gulped down last week. Fried sauerkraut: the gift that keeps on giving. But I digress. There was the wonderful little, overpriced apartment on Harlequin Lane. Whatcha gonna do with that? I'll tell you what I'm gonna do with that memory. Forget it. Block it from my subconscious. The bathroom fan made such a racket that I couldn't get any quality reading done for months. Wrestling two over-sized leather couches over a railing and then squeezing them into the living room -- pardon me, there was NO ROOM FOR LIVING in the room at that point -- until the house was finished.
Ah, the house. Kudos to the folks at Ryland Homes, especially construction manager Cameron, who continues to take care of the odd problem we unearth...like the side lights at the front door. Gone are the frustrations with the electrical and wiring subcontractors, who were about as competent as I am when it comes to such tasks. There was the little problem we encountered with the kitchen ceiling leaking and being cut away, but hey...it's all good now. And soon we'll have new neighbors. A box of trolls would make a nice "welcome to the neighborhood" gift don't you think? The basement is still filled with boxes -- not as many, but still enough to qualify as a small subdivision among the homeless population.
All four of us are a year older and no worse for the experience. I'm still perplexed by area residents who walk up and ask: "Where ya all frummmm; yer axe-cent is diff-fer-ent?" I...I have an accent? Have you listened TO YOURSELF lately?? In any event, these four rats are have definely left da Region, but the Region is still in the rats. Case in point: the mile-plus line of drivers who dutifully and patiently wait in the right-hand lane on 37 to exit at 116th. Not this rat. I do it the Region way: Cruise along in the far left-hand lane and then cross two lanes of traffic and cut in front to bypass having to wait. Life's short. No? (God, I hope none of you reading this works for our insurer!) And I still refuse to attend a pitch in. They're called POT LUCKS people!
Thanks for following along the past year. If you haven't stopped for a visit whatcha waiting fer...an engraved invitation? Overnight guests enjoy a private room, hot breakfast, a sauerkraut ball snack, and receive a troll as a parting gift. Now back to work you blog-reading slackers!