It's time for some comments

I feel it is time for me to comment on the guesses that have been made by Sarah. So here I go:

It is not a jacuzzi. I don't go naked in cold weather.
It has nothing to do with home improvement, well then again it is an improvement.
Ferrets and squirrels smell.
Black high heel shoes hurt my feet.
Political parties aside, the Obamas do make a good looking couple.
House is a great show but still not my favorite.
John is not allowed to call staff members until he learns to live with less sleep.
I don't participate in illegal behavior.
I don't like the way cigars smell.

And now for some clues..

A particular tool is needed to create this secret.

This secret is reversible but not immediate.

The secret can be revealed in any location so it is not dependent upon being at my home.

I just got off the phone with Sarah. She will be arriving in Fishers on Saturday morning and has demanded that Mark deliver the secret while dressed in his tux with the secret in an envelope and confetti and balloons. I will be ready with my camera to capture the moment. She wants it to be a "Oscar-like" moment. And the secret is....

Comments

[Kelli and Mark]

Where are the pictures?! We want to see!!

[Pat]

I thought John got a "Prince Harry." I did not want to see that picture. (A Prince Harry is when a guy gets a certain part pierced.) Thankfully Flora told me what it was and it's killing Sarah now that I know.